Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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