can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
