Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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