have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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