Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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