jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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