just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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