I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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