Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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