You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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