Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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