I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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