Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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