he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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