there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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