but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.