Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?