You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack