i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
