he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
