We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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