Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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