just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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