I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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