she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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