I want to stick my p in your. b.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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