i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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