it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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