can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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