we have officially lost it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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