she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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