He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
we're so committed to being not committed
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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