I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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