i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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