he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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