...so i touched it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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