Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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