Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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