Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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