Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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