i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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