She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My pussy is not your playground.
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I forget how to act sober
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