no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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