happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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