do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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