Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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