Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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