Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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