god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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