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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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