Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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