You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
she looked like the before picture.
I understand Curling. That high.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Randomize
