please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I accidentally burped into my bong.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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