I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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